"29 days late"

If I was born 29 days earlier  I would be going Bournemouth in September :(
gutted got to stay in corbz for another year !!!!

tough times

p.s I am ill this is my input of the day.

"Alcohol & Librarians"

Been busy. Mini Recap : 

Thursday 28th April 

Skinny Pigeons: rare thing to see now.

Had a GHD for once, was a shocker to the system! Went into school and was a bit annoyed at the pigeons eating the ducklings food and swimming in their pond. The ducklings may be getting uglier but they still need food, the pigeons are so selfish, they are getting way too fat now anyway! The ones near my house are so fat my dad keeps complaining they are breaking the fence. The last thing they need to be doing is nicking the ducks sweetcorn.  School dragged and we got told our deadlines and exams were coming up which would scare most people but I got my summer holidays coming up soon so it's no biggie. After school went to the Spread where the"Pimp & the Bimbos" quiz team were founded. Previous quiz nights we have come last or second last but this time we were in the better half, coming out 7th out of a possible 14. It was a victory so we went into the bar next door, played some pool, darts and drank in celebration. Since we had no school we never went easy on the drinks and my purse seemed considerably lighter at the end of the night! Apple sours & Lemonade £2.20, Game of pool 50p, 3 songs on jukebox £1, coming 7th in the quiz PRICELESS :) 

 Friday 29th April 

Funnayyyyy

Woke up early to say bye to Tom. Got a bacon sarnie and own age of Pippa for 10 days which was a bonus. My gran came round to watch the Royal Wedding on "the big screen" which was alright because it was the only thing on television so we had nothing better to watch. My gran got her hair done for the event so was a little late but as soon as Harry and William came out in the car my gran started crying at the "Britishness" of the day. Britishness to me would have been people standing in a que, with rain pouring down on them whilst they eat fish and chips and sip on tea. That happens everyday somewhere in Britain! We laughed at Beatrices hat, she looked like an antelope on crack. It reminded me of the headgear the actors wore in the Lion King Musical, she would have blended in nicely. That was a good show, good day ! Went for a picnic with the girls, I made some pasta and they seemed to like it which made me feel slightly like Gordon Ramsey. I don't have a temper like him though! Working in a kitchen is a stressful place but I never feel the need to curse and blind every time someone puts peas instead of beans, we're only human its a simple mistake to make! I read the other day these mishaps are called "micro-naps" our brain sleeps miniature amounts in the day which is why we do silly stuff. The body is weird!! After the picnic went home and had a sleep then went to cafe, was a cheaper night as I was driving I just drank lime and water which was nice, but lime makes me thirsy so I had to have quite a lot of drinks.

Saturday 30th April 

Worked hard all day. Instead of my usual Italian panini for lunch I went healthy because I am getting spots, so I had a chicken supreme jacket instead. It was sooo yummy and kept me full up for much longer than anticipated. After got paid, cleaned up and rushed home to get ready for the "Reem party". I dunno what reem means I think it is a compliment but I don't want to use it incase it insults someone so I just nod along, it's easier. Went to chanices and got ready with hannah, broggy and Froggy. Once again had some alcohol and then me and froggy tried to do the "dirty dancing" lift. I ain't the smallest so I casually jumped shittly so he couldn't lift me, then he threw me in a bush and laddered my tights, was pretty funny! Got in CJs taxi and skanked to Corby en route to the party, then skanked on the stage, then skanked on the dancefloor and finally left the underage party and went home for a much needed sleep. I decided that coke and pineapple sours is actually nicer than one would think. Once i tried to grow a pineapple, sadly it died and my mum chucked it out but drinking my coke and pineapple brought back fond memories !

Sunday 1st May

Masks

May is so much shorter to write than any other month, makes it easier when writing the date at school ! Went to East Carlton with Dom, we ate some candy floss which melts in your mouth without chewing, i miss candy floss it used to be sold a lot more when i was kid. Dom and me went to the "big tree" and decided that when it used be bigger. I used to have to watch Tom climb it and then my grandad would help me up, but i got up it the other day with no problems. It's kind of like i ruined a childhood memory because it's not as amazing as i once thought it was. Like Foxton locks is the same, it used to be funner when I was a child. This is when I wish I was Peter Pan! After our walk went to Jordans house with Michael and Dom and seen his and Baz "Will and Kate" masks, they were going to a party, we got invited but I was going to a Karaoke so I never bothered :) Imagine if you were so famous other people went as YOU to a fancy dress party, that's when you know you have made it!  Dropped the boys off and then went to Spread again. We had some Pimms and Lemonade then headed to the pub where we amazed the crowds with our rendition of "Proud Mary ". It's a fav of mine and Ems and we got told off for singing too loud, everybody loved it though and realised that drink definitely gives you confidence! Spend pretty much all my wages I got paid for Saturday but it was once again a Priceless night so i never minded !!

Monday 2nd May

Slept in til about eleven but woke up feeling fineeeee, even though my body has consumed major amounts of alcohol it has handled it well, i am proud. People always worry about their liver but my liver seems to be pretty amazing, it withstands no end of crap i put in it! Makes me happy when i'm no hungover :) !
Laid about most the day but then as a family we decided to go to Foxton Locks, mum was annoyed that the one thing she wanted wasn't on the menu but apart from that it was good. Weird without Tom but good. Bet he is having a wicked time away. Hopefully he comes back brown skinned and blonder, that always makes the holiday seem more amazing when explaining stories to people about the holiday because the weather was obvs nice. If someone told you about the rain in Devon for a holiday people would lose interest but if it was a sunny and they went for a boat trip it would be nicer to listen to. Sun makes people happy. It also makes me sneeze when i look at it for too long but as long as it keeps me warm one sneeze don't mind me.

Tuesday 3rd May

Little Gibs

Today was a good day, seen Abbys car in the carpark for first time ever since she passed. Like being joined by another girl, boys seem to dominate which is annoying because girls are nicer with their cars. We don't go around honking at underaged girls and blasting music thinking we are ace. Boys that beep at me used to annoy me because they were obviously beeping at someone who is not old enough to drive since i was walking, therefore they are being absolute paedophiles! Went to Media , Dan and me looked at the film Rio(about birds) online I have decided i want to go see it, there are no pigeons in it which is a bonus. Next went to ICT and read an email that Giblet is gunna be a librarian. She got the job, was so exciting, we both screamed and started clapping to ourselves at the back. She will be a wicked librarian. We agreed that if she catches anyone on Facebook/youtube she needs to ask for their proxy so that we can get on that badboy, will give us something to do instead of work in ICT.  Went to sport got told we are doing fitness training soon which scares me because i am pretty unfit, i aim to run but unless it is sunny i have no incentive so that was a a bummer to hear. Sport seems to be controlling my life at the minute, it used to be my fave but now it is the worst thing since marmite!! 

I have been doing homework all night and now this blog has taken ages so i am off for a relaxing bath and to watch ricky gervais show, holla xxxx

"Pens and Pigs"

Late start. Woke up 5 minutes before leaving the house, girls can get ready quick when up against the time. Did the usual run to pick up my second fam and get the best car parking space going. Strolled into school to be greeted by ducklings. Sadly they've grown up now and I can't say they are so cute, wish we could trade them for cuter ones again. Did a few laps to burn off extra calories, I ate and drank so much this weekend that my wii fit don't recognise me :( bad times...

Had a free first, me and vicky looked at clothes online, found a new site missguided.co.uk ordered a playsuit and some heels, every girl needs treated every once in a while! They should do nicely for my holiday with Hollie. After that had English and did nothing except sit and talk, three day week is so pointless. 

Bit like little Peppa my mascot

Went to a University open day today in Northampton, got so many prospectuses for Unis, which i papercut myself several times on. They gave out lots of free pens too, which always come in handy if I ever decide to actually do some work at school. we also got told about money and finance as a student, I didn't care about the student loans but everyone got a free squidgy pig which I will put in my car. All the girls got one, they are car mascots, mines called Pepper. We sat in the sun and the girls looked out for potential lads, personally I didn't rate many of them, the village boys were much nicer. 

Came home and got my bank account through the post, lets just say if the world had as much spiders as my account has money, the world would be a much happier place! Might wait until it at least gets into double figures before I go on asos again!

On a happier note went for a run, in the sun, in the fields, with some sheep. They are still getting more and more lambs, which is making it harder and harder to dodge sheep poo. In a way i feel guilty since I had lamb for easter sunday roast, it was nice though and it weren't related to any of the sheep in my field because it was from Wales. However I sensed they knew, they ran away "baaa"ing a lot and the adults were eyeing me up! Normally I go round the fields twice, but I didn't feel safe going round again so went home instead.

Gunna make a new Summer CD for my car and then go bed, chow xxxxx

"Are turtles incest?"

First day back to school after long weekend. Not gunna lie, I have never been so tired in my life. Not even an exaggeration! Drove to school and attempted to park the car in a reasonable manner. How can someone so bad at manouvers pass a test?  My mum keeps saying practice makes perfect, lets hope her wise words come true sooner rather than later!

Quite happy to discover just had to watch "Hot Fuzz" in media, hardly a strenuous lesson yet I still nearly fell asleep. Next I had ICT with my little gingerbread Gibby, we chatted about this next weekend and our Just Dance Tournement. Time flew by and before I knew it we had once again spent a whole lesson talking instead of working. Regretting that next lesson!

Lunch come round quite quick with the girls. We always talk about weird things together but today the subject of are turtles incest came up. To be honest there is nothing saying they aren't which makes me think that they could well be. Animals in the sea are weird. Seahorse dads carry the babies and give birth. I reckon its the lack of oxygen sending sea creatures insane, when people on land run out of oxygen they go light headed and feel funny. Sea animals must be constantly be living with this feeling which explains their insaness. Turtles are never judged on their sexuality though, which is good :) Some gay guys get a lot of stick! They should have been fish :\

After school went home and made some pasta. It's probably my favourite food because it cooks really quickly! 3 MINUTES is all. Uncle Bens is quicker but my mum says its not a proper meal so I am willing to wait the extra minute. After dinner drove to Doms. Parked on a curb for the first time ever, little bit scary. We watched the Last Song, i read the book and cried but the film is so much sadder. Made me wish I could play piano good though. Finally we watched this chinese guy play guitar on youtube. He plays "living on a prayer" by Bon Jovi the best ever.

Enjoy >>>> AMAZING AT GUITAR

Bye xxxxxxxxx

"Heres to the Midlands George"

Bottle Kicking- Hallaton
Sounds like a boring day out watching people kick bottles in a field. I couldn't have been more wrong...

Stayed at Emilys, after a casual barbeque with the girls the night before. We stayed up late and had planned our route to the village where this "ritual" takes place. Woke up to the sun, good start. Had a bacon sarnie and fed the crusts to the dog, ambie bambi loves me! Emma came and we left the village of East Carlton at approx half eleven and headed off to Hallton. After 5 minutes walk Emma got blisters, I had a million stones in my shoes and Emily was updating us on her hayfever, as a trio we decided we were not cut out for walking any further than Ashley so bribed our mates boyfriend to give us a lift. After hour walk, hot sunshine, lots of stones, hurting blisters, 2 bridges and a few beeping cars later a red fiesta appeared over the horizon. It is an understatement to say we were happy to see him!!!

5 mins later we arrived in Hallaton went to the Fox in to find good old Corby Radio blasting out tunes and hot village lads surrounding us. We were loving life. After a drink and some good old nosh we went to the bottle kicking field in which we discovered why we had seen lots of ambulances, police and paramedics scanning the area.

Thought we would never make it

Village men, ripped rugby shirts, sweaty and  wrestling over a keg of beer. It was a testosterone tornado and us girlies were lovvvinggg it. Best of 3 runs in which they scrambled the keg of beer from top of the field to the bottom. Hallton won, which was convenient as they were nice enough to hold the event for us all! Emma and me sat down and spectated, she shown me her blisters they hadn't improved any so we got a lift home after the event too.

Got home and Debs said I had caught the sun. Definitely going to go there next year, and pay someone allergic to alcohol to take us :)

Good end to the long and sunny weekend!!!